So I finally got the Go from my college allowing me to graduate next Saturday. I was wondering if they were ever going to send me anything. I was picturing a bad scene at the bookstore ordering my regalia and the bookkeeper explaining something like, "Yeah, so our records are indicating that you have a hold on some credits that never passed, looks like you can't graduate." What a bummer if that came true, and my whole family would be there to bask in my doom.
Here's a visual representation of what my brain looks like mapped out. Now I can put college into the archives and manage a new database.
Recently the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile came to town. It was probably the highlight of my week and I met up with Tony and Mandy to see it after work. Thanks to the Florida rain pattern, it looked like the apocalypse was planning to reign upon the giant wiener on wheels by the time we got there. For all the built-up hype that I made for myself, it was highly uneventful. The Oscar Meyer workers appeared tired from the day and seemed over it. I accomplished what I came there for and that was my whistle. I would always see kids on TV with these things when I was younger. Speaking of youth, kids these days are crazy. I've been watching Jon & Kate plus 8 a lot recently and their first graders are getting calls from their classmates wanting to talk on the phone. What would they talk about? Cooties? Their 94-set Crayola Crayons box? I think I'm going to buy dvd's for my kids like, GI-Joe, Clarissa Explains It All, Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude, Pete & Pete, Doug and the almighty Dinosaurs. I remember how the days counted down to zero in that show. I'm rambling now and wishing it was still 1990.
So I finally got the Go from my college allowing me to graduate next Saturday. I was wondering if they were ever going to send me anything. I was picturing a bad scene at the bookstore ordering my regalia and the bookkeeper explaining something like, "Yeah, so our records are indicating that you have a hold on some credits that never passed, looks like you can't graduate." What a bummer if that came true, and my whole family would be there to bask in my doom.
Here's a visual representation of what my brain looks like mapped out. Now I can put college into the archives and manage a new database.
Recently the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile came to town. It was probably the highlight of my week and I met up with Tony and Mandy to see it after work. Thanks to the Florida rain pattern, it looked like the apocalypse was planning to reign upon the giant wiener on wheels by the time we got there. For all the built-up hype that I made for myself, it was highly uneventful. The Oscar Meyer workers appeared tired from the day and seemed over it. I accomplished what I came there for and that was my whistle. I would always see kids on TV with these things when I was younger. Speaking of youth, kids these days are crazy. I've been watching Jon & Kate plus 8 a lot recently and their first graders are getting calls from their classmates wanting to talk on the phone. What would they talk about? Cooties? Their 94-set Crayola Crayons box? I think I'm going to buy dvd's for my kids like, GI-Joe, Clarissa Explains It All, Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude, Pete & Pete, Doug and the almighty Dinosaurs. I remember how the days counted down to zero in that show. I'm rambling now and wishing it was still 1990.
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